Chelsea Green has not retreated after losing to the WWE Women’s US Championships to Zelina Vega. She’s not quiet either.
Despite posting a dramatic “farewell address” on April 25th, Green never actually left WWE programming. Instead, the candid stars continue to appear smack downkeeping her paranoid president persona intact.
Now, on May 20th, she returned to Twitter with a new, chaotic installment Chelsea’s Confessionwhere she rants about her defeat, drags Zelina Vega to declare that her second season has begun.
“141,500 minutes. That’s the time since my last confession. Can you believe it? That’s disgusting. But I was busy doing the president’s thing. My terminology stood out. And now we’re back. She quickly began to set the tone.
She then spiraled into Tirad over the title loss: “It was equipped. Fake title match. Scars. Fake news. I should be a true US champion forever. It doesn’t matter what they say. Their lips should be sealed. Honestly. Powder blue.”
At one point, the camera voice tried to flatten her: “That’s how you get into a good book about Chelsea. She likes me.” Another person replied, “I’m not trying to do that right now.”
Chelsea fought back with more poison: “If you’re talking about who should keep Yap closed.
She saved her most vicious rant for the woman who beat her for the title, Zelina Vega: “Oh, she’s tan. She’s beautiful. She’s sparkly. But what? I have 11 days off from teens sometimes. Average?”
She ended the video with the final declaration: “It’s time to serve my second term. I swear your loyalty. I swear my loyalty to Chelsea Green. Before suddenly shutting off, “Happy confession. 10.”
Chelsea Green remains on WWE TV, but this confession holds her delusional fuel run for “reelection” as one of the most hinged character arcs in WWE today. Break up, tantrums, and now this – she’s running for a rematch, but she’s running a full-fledged campaign.
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