Real1 has returned, delivering raw and unfiltered promos like never before. On Thanksgiving Day, November 27, 2025, former WWE star Enzo Amore issued a wildly chaotic and meandering monologue outside a Target store, speaking into an imaginary landline while addressing "The President." The result was a blend of clever wordplay, political references, pro wrestling vibes, and Cold War imagery. Standing in front of the Target building, Enzo kicked off with a unique line only he could pull off:
"I’m here because I never miss my target. Aim for the moon. You just might be found among the stars. Hello, Mr. President. Yes, we’ve landed. Yes, I’m actually calling from a landline. This is pro wrestling’s worst nightmare."
From there, he plunged into his post-WWE project, Force Rope, which has support from Westside Gunn and Smoke DZA. He claimed dominion over the galaxy with the following declaration:
"Yeah, no, I’m the only one here. No, I just wanted to let you know that I actually planted a force rope flag right next to the American flag. And yes, it’s swinging over there in gravity."
Enzo pointed out other flags nearby, referencing foreign nations, the space race, and intense competition.
"I noticed there are some other flags here. Oh yeah, there’s a Russian flag across the street. Well, I hate to say this, but wake up. America deserves a star. And I deserve a Starbucks. No cappuccino."
Things took a surreal turn as he proposed a Cold War-style fantasy scenario:
"What do you say we brew a good old Cold War drink? Time to send Rocky to Russia, right? Put some beef on a Kaiser roll and crack a wig. Hamburg? You want Hamburg? Hey, Vienna is waiting for you. Big Bill maybe, but not me."
He made it clear he wasn’t interested in backing down or hiding his true self:
"No, I’m not the type to scare away dragons with curtains. I’m sorry. I’m not sorry. I spit hot fire. I don’t know what they’re going to do when he retires. But I’m told you’ll be there for the champion’s last dance. In the nation’s capital? Yeah, in Washington, D.C."
Enzo didn’t hold back, shooting sharp jabs at political figures:
"You’d be pretty disappointed, El Presidente. If you look at all the masked idiots they brought into the nation’s capital. It’s tribal. I know, but no, they’re really Americans. Yeah, remember when Johnson and Oprah tried to save Hawaii from being destroyed by laser beams?"
The tone quickly turned darker:
"Yes, Dr. Evil. I mean number two. It was number two. He gave jobs to all the refugees in Hawaii. Yeah, no, three legacy letters. That’s right. Plants for food. Alphabet boys. Sure. Island boys. That’s right. Get a G in MGK."
His rapid-fire rhymes and bizarre insults kept coming, touching on gun rights and the First Amendment, casting a shadow on wrestling culture overall:
"This is Real1. I’m a First Amendment representative. And Gunn is a Second Amendment representative. And the hunter just got chased. He’s got a barrel down his throat. And it’s called the fourth rope. How are you doing?"
This isn’t Real1’s first time going off-script, but it may be his most unfiltered debut yet. With his new promotion, Fourth Rope, gaining traction, Amore isn’t waiting around for an opportunity—he’s making the calls himself.
What do you think about Real1’s Target performance? Marketing genius or pure madness? Share your thoughts about whether you’re ready to ride the force rope or just change the channel.
Fan Take: Enzo Amore’s unpredictable return and the launch of Fourth Rope shake up the wrestling landscape, offering fans something fresh and unrestrained in a sport often criticized for being overly scripted. This bold move could signal a new era where wrestlers take control of their narratives and promotions, challenging the traditional WWE model.
